Drive around for 30 minutes looking for decent parking just to make the beautiful woman who agreed to let you spend time with her walk for 15 mins in the heels she put on just for you…OR drop her off in front to stand by herself and get attacked by wolves while you try to find parking…FAIL FAIL FAILURE
So maybe you’ve heard that a new iPhone was announced. Maybe you heard that it wasn’t the “iPhone 5″ but rather the iPhone 4S, which is essentially iPhone 4.5. People wanted the iPhone 5. They were let down when Apple’s new CEO Tim Cook announced in his first public presentation that they were giving the world a better version of what they were already selling, and what most people in the audience most likely already were using. They were so disappointed that Apple’s stock fell $17 dollars as he was talking. That’s harsh.