By Pharoh Martin

The late Bernie Mac once joked that if vagina came in cans dudes would be shoplifting six packs left and right. But that’s a reference to sex.

What if it came as a fragrance? Would a mere whiff send some guy’s hormones into a berserker fit of rage? Maybe. But I never thought so. Since when has the smell of punan been regarded as appealing? Growing up the scent between a girl’s thigh had a range of either A) scratch your eyes out rancid B) “not too bad” or C) “hmmm…Did she pepper it with Blushing Cherry Blossom?” But I’ve never come across a natural smelling puss who’s odor made me want to bottle it. Reportedly, somebody else did and is selling it as a roll-on.

A German company called Vivaeros developed a men’s fragrance appropriately called Vulva Original, which they claim smells of uninhibited vagina.

A quick question: Will guys get accused of cheating because they came home smelling like a porn set?

The company’s head Guido Lenssen said that the fragrance was developed using a “combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal”. Um, that almost sounds disgusting. And what’s even more interesting is that all of the stank apparently comes from the box of this Nordic blond.

“I can tell you we don’t get it from any masturbating techniques, or squirting into jars”, Lenssen told Viceland in an interview.

I just hope the madness stops here. I would hate to see Nicki Minaj coming out with a line of perfumes that smell like the underside of man’s sack.

If this sort of thing is your cup of [insert dirty reference here]  you can order it here. Vulva Original sells for about $34.

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