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December 4, 2011

1 Smugger’s Perspective: The Curious Case of Herman Cain

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Written by: Kyle Jarmon
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 1 Smuggers Perspective: The Curious Case of Herman Cain

I admit I actually liked Herman Cain. I know there are so many who thought he was just some prop, or puppet, because of his affiliation with the Republicans; but I found him enjoyable. The problem as noted in Cain Conservatism, with Herman Cain, was his inability to draw distinctions between himself and the others. One of the perks of being a businessman of your own company and working for several other successful companies is that you get the gist of how to run things and Cain did not do that until late – and then of course, he had the other problems, which undoubtedly derailed his campaign train.

It would appear as if voters were willing to overlook the first allegation made against Cain, but after the second, third, fourth and a rumored long-term affair, there was no longer denying; the proof in essence was in the pudding. I for one was hoping for a debate between Cain and Obama. The staunch difference would have been interesting to watch. The preacher vs. the intellectual. And while everyone always notes Obama as being long winded, and professorial, isn’t that what we want? Cain couldn’t answer a basic question on Libya and his supposed rival’s stance on the issue, overtly stated that it was not the job of a leader to know everything about what a President is to know, and then did a botched job on the pronunciation of Uzbekistan. With the deck stacked against him in that regard, there really wouldn’t have been a hard fought election (I firmly believe this coming election will be hard fought), if the Republicans had nominated him.

But back to Cain. I would have certainly liked to have seen the Republican Party nominate an African American. There are many African American conservatives that I find quite knowledgeable, quite sharp and believe what they believe and I respect that. That is why I liked Cain. He stood in his beliefs despite the media beast, despite my fellow African Americans calling him Uncle Ruckus, Uncle Tom and just another, (well you know what word comes next) trying to keep Obama down. My problem with Cain was his policies or rather his lack of explanations of them. 9-9-9 was catchy, but so are TV theme songs, catchphrases and clichés. The gold standard may have worked back at one time, but using a gold bar to buy a Starbucks Mocha or a Filet Mignon just doesn’t seem too modern – it sounded more like something out of the Flintstones.

But who am I right? I’m just another voter who doesn’t know anything about anything. A voter who didn’t see the more than a minute pause while Cain was collecting his thoughts and wondered what if that was the infamous 3 AM phone call? I’m just a voter who can’t understand the cons of the fair tax in the long run or why my grandmother doesn’t need her medicare and social security privatized.

That’s me. Another dumb voter. Another dumb voter who saw that Cain’s campaign was all smoke and mirrors before I cast a vote for him in November.


 1 Smuggers Perspective: The Curious Case of Herman Cain



About the Author

Kyle Jarmon
Kyle Jarmon
Kyle Jarmon is a contributing columnist for theSmugger.com. He pens the column 1 Smugger's Perspective.




  • vic

    I agree with pretty much everything in this article

  • stan chaz

    The circus…..goes on and on and on. And the guy who is twice divorced and had an extra-marital affair with his current wife hopes to gain the most from this. Amazing! More than ever, as I look at the sorry set of Republican “rivals” on the other side, I am THANKFUL to have Barack Obama as President, and as a viable candidate for re-election. Mr. Obama: your heart, your values, and your basic decency are all in the right place. BUT…your hands are tied. Unfortunately they were tied by us, the electorate…..when we failed to provide you with a Congress that you can work with. Instead, you are saddled with a don’t-tax-the-1%-do-nothing Congress that battles you at every turn, while the people suffer. God, they don’t EVEN let you pass your own appointments. It’s not Tea-publican gridlock -it’s Tea-publican sabotage. Heck, it’s Tea-publican treason….while the 99% BLEEDS. And then they try to pin the blame on Mr. Obama. These people have no shame…or else its been purchased by those who can afford to do so. In her last years, Grandma gets her meager Social Security check, and they DARE to call it “socialism”. Give me a break! (and Grandma too!) Thankfully, with Occupy Wall Street, America has found its voice: a voice that reminds us that people -ordinary down-to-earth working people- really DO matter. Not “corporations are people -people” , but REAL people! Tea-publicans want even MORE 1%-tax-break-corporate-loopholes….while these “job-creators” send our jobs overseas, and wish that we’d go away too…. as they buy every politician in sight. And if these politicians don’t have ENOUGH mistresses, I can hook them up with a few gorgeous -and rich!- oil companies. It would be a perfect blind date, except for the fact that they’re ALREADY in bed with them :-) . But instead of talking about LESS government, and LESS taxes on the 1%, and MORE corporate welfare, and MORE painful cuts to those who can LEAST afford it….Occupy is a voice that demands a government that WORKS, a government that works FOR ALL OF US, not just for a favored few….not just for the rich. It’s a voice that comes up from the grassroots, and lifts us up in turn: because it insists that this land IS our land…and that we WANT IT BACK! It’s a voice that will help us re-elect the President AND give him a more progressive people-oriented Congress to work with. Mr. Obama: I wish you well…. because you STILL give us hope!